WITH A FLYING START BY EUGENE FIELD
"Notable fond of good music,
clear sound that will cheer me
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A man went
to a week-end house party, drove up to the front door, didn't see any
garage, hopped out of his car and asked his host where he could put up the
car. The host asked him what make it was.
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A large car was traveling along and behind it came a Ford. As the big car was going slowly, the Ford was very close to it. At once the man running the big car put on full speed. His wife asked what that was for and he replied that he was afraid the Ford would run up into the exhaust and get stuck.