A MEDICAL WHEEZE
The Ford was just crawling along. The driver in the car behind was growing impatient. "I wonder what's the matter with that old machine ahead? he said. The up piped his companion trained-nursedly, "Judging from the way it is puffing, I should say it had enigna pectoris."
MISSING WORD CONTEST
If this automobile wage-increase is going to be general we should like to hint that the proprietor of the _______ factory double the salaries of the ________ car users, instead of those of its employees.
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I never owned a Fordmobile,
Why is the Ford like a millionaire baby?