WHY LIZZI!

     Fiffi:  "Do you really like motoring as well as sleigh riding?"
     Lizzi:  "I don't see much difference since Charlie learned to run his Ford with one hand."

INCURABLE

     Days may come and days may go, but the Ford car's with us forever.
     The audience will please join in the chorus:
The doctor can cure the measles and mumps,
The plumber can fix a leak;
The druggist's pink pills cure fever and chills,
And rid you of gout in a week.
The tailor can hide all your corners and bumps,
The shoemaker fixes your soles;
When pebbles and rocks get into your socks
There's some one to fix up the holes.
It's easy to cure most any disease
With medicine, hammers or tar;
But there's one thing that's sure, there'll ne'er
     be a cure
For a man with a brand new Ford car.

RUBBING IT IN

     Why are they not going to put horns on the   Ford this year?
     Because they look like the devil anyway.