POOR WILLIE!

     Willie found a Ford one night,
          Didn't understand it quite;
     Curiosity never pays---
          It rained Willie several days.

DISCOVERED

     Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
          I've just found out what you are.
     Just a Ford car after all,
          One part auto, nine parts gall.

BY THEIR WORKS YE SHALL KNOW THEM

     Pall Mall:  That chap who just passes us in his Ford must be a politician."
     Murad:  "Why so?"
     Pall Mall:  "Didn't you notice the way he was trowing mud?"

TOM, TOM

     Tom, Tom, was a chauffeur's son,
          He chauffed a Ford when he was young.
     He scorched o'er hills and far away,
          Got nabbed and a fine he had to pay.