"Where did you get your Ford, John, I didn't think you had the coin?"
     "Well, I didn't, but just after the shower last night I found the car floating down the gutter."

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     Farmer Brown:  "Say, but them Ford cars are handy on a far, Perkins."
     Perkins:  "How do you make that out?"
     Farmer Brown:  "I use mine every night and morning for a milking stool."

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     I hear you have an auto, Frank.  What make is it?"
     "A Ford."
     "Whatever made you buy a Ford?"
     "That's the only one I could a-Ford."

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     "Hello, Bill, did you know Nellie is going to have a tin wedding next week?"
     "No, what are you going to give her?"
     "I have decided to give her a Ford."

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     The Ford is the only car mentioned in the Bible.  "Elijah ascended to Heaven on high."  The Ford is the only car that could possibly ascend to Heaven on "high."

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