ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN

    "Did you  hear about that Ford running off the bridge late last night and nobody getting hurt?"
     "No."
     "Yes; it ran on one end and off the other."

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     Ned:  "I see the automobile has come to stay."
     Ted:  "Yes; I have had one at home for the last five years and that's all it does -- is stay."
     Ned:  "What kind is it?"
     Ted:  "A Ford."

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     Customer at telephone:  "Is this the Fixum Garage?"
     Man at other end:  "Yes, sir."
     Customer at telephone:  "Well, I'm stalled out here in the country about seven miles from home; wish you would send out and tow me in."
     Man at other end:  "What kind of machine have you?"
     Customer at telephone:  "A Ford."
     Man at other end:  "I'll be out with a magnet and draw it in for you."