A man had a Ford that was badly worn and almost useless.
On being asked how old it was, he replied, "It is just four
years old and just as good as the day I bought it."
"I'll not doubt your word,"
replied his friend.
Bill: "Why don't they use Ford cars instead of horses out
Pete: "They did try it, but
after losing three in a prairie-dog hole, they gave it up."