must send up rockets every mile and wait ten minutes for the road to clear.  They may then proceed carefully, blowing their horns and shooting Roman candles.

Quiet Sundays

     All members of the Society will give up Sunday to chasing Fords, shooting and shouting at them and otherwise discouraging country touring on that day.

Sanitation

     In case the Ford approaches a house when the roads are dusty, it will slow down to one mile an hour and the chauffeur will sprinkle the dust in front of the house with a hand sprinkler.

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     A man had a Ford that was badly worn and almost useless.  On being asked how old it was, he replied, "It is just four years old and just as good as the day I bought it."
     "I'll not doubt your word," replied his friend.

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     Bill:  "Why don't they use Ford cars instead of horses out West, Pete?"
     Pete:  "They did try it, but after losing three in a prairie-dog hole, they gave it up."

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