MATTER OF CONVENIENCE

     Passing a man who was busily engaged repairing his Ford near a street car line, I said to him, "Cheer up, old man, next year they are going to make the Ford car collapsible; then you can take it on the street car with you."

SHOULD BE PENSIONED

     "Are you really insane, my poor man?"
     "I don't know, madame."
     "Why were you locked up in this institution?"
     "I stole a Ford."

VERY ACCOMMODATING

    A lady was driving a horse along the highway.  It was afraid of autos.  Also Fords.  A Ford came along and the horse was frightened.  The man driving the Ford car immediately stopped his machine, got out, took the car apart and, hiding the pieces in the grass, allowed the horse to pass without further trouble.

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     "Can you spell lemon with four letters?"
     "No.  Can you?"
     "Sure:  F-O-R-D."