AS A CHILD SEES IT

     A child riding in a white perambulator saw a man driving a Ford car painted white.
     "Look!" cried the child to her nurse, "there's a man riding in a go-cart."

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     In sending out invitations for a touring trip of considerable length, one woman wrote, "Please bring cushions.  Our machine is a Ford."

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    Never mind, little Ford,
         Don't you cry.
     You'll be a jitney,
          By and bye.

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          Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Bowen were conversing over the telephone.  After Mrs. Bowen had hung up the receiver, she turned to her husband and said, "Mrs. Jones has invited me to go out for a ride in her new cycle-car this after-noon."
     "Why," replied her husband, "I thought she had a Ford."
     "She has," affirmed Mrs. Bowen, "but you see they've put their big car up for the winter."