VERY THOUGHTFUL

     "That Ford of mine, Bill, is a machine you could offer to any of your friends."
     "That's all right enough, Ed, but have you a machine I could use myself?"

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     "This half dollar counterfeit is just like a Ford."
     "Why?"
     "Because it is so easily passed."

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    A Ford owner was extolling the numerous virtues of his car.
     "Yes," replied his friend, wickedly, "it's a rattling good car."

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     "I drive a Ford, replied the applicant to the License Bureau clerk.
     "Oh, well," confided the clerk, "I'll put it down as a WHITE.  Your awful secret will be safe with me."

CONUNDRUM

     What is the difference between a piano and a Ford car?
     The piano you can play on and the Ford you play with.