Last fall a man in a Ford car was driving up a steep hill.  Almost at the top of the hill he met a man standing by a Packard which was crossways the road.
     "Can I help you?" asked the Ford man of the Packard owner.
     "No," curtly replied the other.
     About an hour later the Ford man came back down the hill and seeing the Packard owner still working on his car, asked:
     "What seems to be the matter with your car?"
     "Oh, nothing much," replied the Packard owner, "only a little Ford in the carburetor."
     "I'll bet that when you get it out, you'll find it going," said the Ford man.

CONUNDRUM

    What is the best family car?
     The Ford, of course.  It has a hood for mother, a muffler for father and a rattle for baby.

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     They will have to change that old adage, "Everybody works but father," because father owns a Ford now.