EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

     "Can  a man be in two places at the same time, Ed?"
     "Yes, he can.  Last Tuesday I was on a trip in my Ford and I was home sick all the time."

APPRECIATION

     "Son, what would you do if I presented you with a Ford?"
     "I'd do anything, father, but ride in it."

A SURE BET

          There was an old farmer
               And he had a wooden arm.
          He wanted to have a ride
               Out to the farm.
          So he took four spools
               And an old book case,
          And he made a Ford auto,
               And he won a race.
          The race wasn't long
               But why should he care?
          He didn't have to run fast,
               For no other cars were there.