ONE ON HIM

     John:  "Yes, Anna, they told me if I didn't quit driving a Ford, it would make me foolish."
     Anna:  "Why didn't you?"

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     "I understand they even threw rocks at your Ford."
     "Yes, and to show their dislike for the machine, they left no stone unturned."

TRY THIS

     A gallon of gasoline and a quart of oil,
          A piece of wire to make a coil,
     An old tin can and a piece of board,
          And there you are, you have a Ford.

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     A Ford owner had no speedometer.  "I don't need one at all.  At ten miles an hour the hood rattles, at fifteen  the radiator rattles, at twenty the top rattles and at twenty-five miles an hour the whole darn thing rattles."

EASY

     "William, how about that Ford you bought, was it a good thing?"
     "No, I was."