FOR THE IRON CROSS

Once with a pig-skin tucked beneath
     My crimson jersied arm
I galloped down the white-washed heath
     And anchored safe from harm.

I came to bat with bases stocked,
     Four runs would win the game,
I met the spaulding and I knocked
     The cover off the same.

I've won some hard fought games of love
     And business, let me boast,
That made me feel like heroes of
     The well known satevepost.

I've made the wide spread headlines say
     That I was quite a boy
I guess I've made my share of hay
     And drunk the cup of joy.

But never in this world of men
     Do I get such a hoard
Of joy that's unconfined as when
     I drive my li'l Ford.

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     In a nearby village, an up-to-date garage owner has the following sign over his door:
"Automobiles repaired.  Ford cars mended."

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