EXPECTED TOO MUCH

     "I think there's a hack in your razor," said the man in the barber chair.
     "Well, did you think you'd find a Ford auto in it?"

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     A nervous gentleman, who had just dodged several Ford autos in crossing a street, remarked upon reaching the other side, "I wish those Fords were in hell."
     A passerby who heard the remark turned and said, "My dear friend, you should not wish them there."
     "Why not?" inquired the old gentleman.
     "Because you might have to dodge them again," he replied.

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     A gentleman purchased a Ford car and one day drove to the railroad station, leaving the car outside while he went into the ticket office. 
     When he came out, there were two men sitting in the car.  He walked up to them and asked, "Would you mind telling me what you are doing in my car?"
     "Waiting for a shine," one of them promptly replied.