DISCOVERED

          A man who had recently purchased a new Ford car was out driving one morning when the temperature was below freezing.  On arriving at his destination, he got out and covered his radiator with a robe.
     Two small boys, who had been very busy watching him, hollered and said, "You needn't cover it up, mister, we know what it is.  It's a Ford."

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          Butterflies have wings of gold,
               Bees have wings of flame;
          Bedbugs have no wings at all,
               But they get there just the same.

          Rich men take the trolley,
               Hoboes take their 'caine,
          The poor man buys a Ford,
               But he gets there just the same.

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     "Did you know I was a chauffeur?"
     "No, I did not know much about a car, but my father used to own a garage.  One day a flood struck the town; father went down the stream in a gasoline tank and I accompanied him in a Ford."