know what that thing was he used to pull you out with?"
WASN'T WORTH IT
The rumor had widely spread that if a person would present at the Ford
factory four dimes with the mint marks that would spell the word F-O-R-D,
they would receive a Ford car free. One man had the good luck to
find the four dimes which spelled the word "Ford" and he started
for the factory for his car.
* * *
A sparrow was run over by a Ford one day. Its revenge came with its dying breath as it feebly called, "Cheap, cheap."