GETTING CHEAPER

     "I see that the Brown Agency is not going to handle the Ford car any more."
     "You don't say.  Why, who will sell it?"
     "The 5 and 10 Cent Store."

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     A farmer and his son were driving along the country highway one afternoon when, at the sound of an automobile klaxon, they drew off to one side to let a huge touring car dash by which was immediately followed by a little Ford.
     The farmer gazed at the cars in amazement until they had disappeared from view:  then turning to his son he said in a mystified voice, "Well, that's the first time I ever knew one of them things had a colt."

COULD YOU?

     It's easy enough to be pleasant
          When a breeze is stirring the air --
     But the cove worth while is the one who can
          smile
     When his Ford's laid up for repair.