"Left my Ford in Central Park yesterday while I went through the
Museum and when I came out, I found it all shot to pieces."
"How was that?"
"Why, the squirrels had eaten all the nuts
off of it."
A LECTURE ON
In a crowded assembly hall one night a lecturer referred to the wonderful
Ford factory where they turned out a complete car every other minute.
"Not enough," called a deep bass voice
from the rear.
The lecturer was embarrassed for a moment but
repeated the statement about the factory turning out "a complete car
every other minute."
"Not enough," roared out the deep bass
The lecturer was indignant and asked the man what
he meant by his interruption.
"It's not enough because there's a fool born
every minute," answered the voice in the rear.