TAKING CHANCES

     "Left my Ford in Central Park yesterday while I went through the Museum and when I came out, I found it all shot to pieces."
     "How was that?"
     "Why, the squirrels had eaten all the nuts off of it."

A LECTURE ON EFFICIENCY

     In a crowded assembly hall one night a lecturer referred to the wonderful Ford factory where they turned out a complete car every other minute.
     "Not enough," called a deep bass voice from the rear.
     The lecturer was embarrassed for a moment but repeated the statement about the factory turning out "a complete car every other minute."
     "Not enough," roared out the deep bass voice again.
     The lecturer was indignant and asked the man what he meant by his interruption.
     "It's not enough because there's a fool born every minute," answered the voice in the rear.