Two actors were lunching at a Broadway restaurant recently, and while waiting for their bill they amused themselves by matching quarters.  After several dollars had changed hands one of the actors looked through the window at one of those entertaining little Detroitobiles standing at the curb, and said, "Aw, don't be a piker, I'll match you for two dollars."

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Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To take her Ford out for a spin,
But when she got there, the cupboard was bare,
They had sold her machine for old tin.

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     A man went into a general store.  When asked by the floor walker what he was looking for, he said, "Tires for my Ford."
     The floor walker called a clerk and said,
     "Show this gentleman some medium-sized rubber bands."

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Now I lay me down to sleep,
     I've had my Ford for most a week.
If it blows away before I awake,
     Don't get me another, for Heaven's sake.

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