Two men were riding along in a Ford car when the car stopped very suddenly.  After looking the engine over they went to the wheels and there found that a June bug had gotten in front of a back wheel and blocked it from further progress.

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There was a man in our town and he was won-
     drous wise,
He took four small potatoes and scratched out
     all their eyes.
And when he saw their eyes were out,
He took a ball string
And made himself a Ford machine, and the
     darn thing went, by jing!

*   *   *

     Mr. Neighbor:  "Got room for another in your Ford?"
     Other Neighbor:  Sorry, old man, but since I've had this new car, I've had such a swelled head I can hardly get in it myself."

*   *   *

     Mrs. Afternoon Tea:  "May I use your Ford runabout this afternoon?"
     Mr. A.:  Sure.  Where are you going?"
     Mrs. Afternoon Tea:  Oh, nowhere, but I am entertaining this afternoon and my teawagon has broken down. 

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