"Gee! I had a peach of a girl on the string -- but I canned
"I found out her name."
"Why, what was it?"
* * *
had a dog that he called Ford. Upon being asked why he called him
Ford, he replied, "Whin me friends ask me, 'Have I an auty,' I can
say, 'No, I have no auty, but I own a Ford,' and begorra I do."
* * *
A farmer living near a famous health springs decided to turn a large barn
on his premises into a garage because of the many autoists motoring to the
He started the first week charging one dollar for
storing autos. The receipts were not very large, so he decided to
raise the price to two dollars.
One day the farmer was standing in front of his
house when a Ford automobile came sailing down the road at full
speed. The farmer ran out in the middle of the road and began
waiving his arms frantically, and shouted, "Two dollars, two dollars,
The driver slowed down and replied to the farmer,
"It's yours for two dollars."