PROTEST

          "Both day and night I'm on the go,"
               The Ford chauffeur protested,
          "I never get a rest, although,
               I often get arrested."

ALMOST FATAL

     "Had a bad accident this morning?"
     "That so, what happened?"
     "Left my Ford standing on the street and an automobile ran over it."

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     One day while I was touring in the country, I saw the wrecks of some sort of machinery scattered along the way.  Upon inquiring what they were, I received the answer, "O! those are Fords.  You can see the farmers have been scattering insect powder around."

GOING SOME

     Jones:  "I left home in my Ford at eight o'clock the other morning and reached my office, three miles away, at one minute after eight."
     Brown:  "Humph, that's impossible."
     Jones:  "O! that was the next morning."