CONUNDRUM

     Why must Ford cars be painted red?
     Because there is a law saying that all tin cans containing gasoline must be painted red.

PAVING THE WAY

     Jones has a cuckoo clock on the dash of his Ford car and every time the car runs fifteen miles an hour, the cuckoo comes out and sings, "Nearer, My God, to Thee."

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     On entering a small town in the West the tourist, if he travels by auto, is confronted by the following warning:
     "Automobiles slow down to fifteen miles per hour.  Ford cars stay on the side of the road to avoid accidents."

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     A party of four young men, in a Ford car, on returning from a two weeks' fishing trip were accosted by one of their rural friends.
     "What in Sam Hill did you do with those tomato cans after they were emptied?"
     "Oh," replied the driver, "we used them to mend the engine with on the way home."