Irishman, Dutchman and Jew died and they went to heaven in their
autos. First came the Jew. St. Peter asked what make his car
was and he replied, "A Buick."
"You can't go in," said St. Peter.
Next came the Dutchman and St Peter asked the
make of his car. He said his was an Overland.
You can't go in," said St. Peter.
"Last came the Irishman. St. Peter
asked him the make of his car and the Irishman replied, "A
"Well," said St. Peter, "you can
go in, for you've had your hell on earth."
Caesar build a bridge across the Rhine?
Because he was ashamed to use a "Ford."
"What's the matter with Smith, has he got St. Vitus' Dance?"
"No, that comes from running a Ford."