"COME WITH ME AND BE MY LOVE"
(1916 Model)

               Do with me the fifty-fift';
               Come on kid; you get my drift.
               Can the rough stuff, life is short --
               Buy a Ford car, be a sport.

CONUNDRUM

     What is the difference between a person riding in a Ford to catch a train and a school-mistress?
     One misses the train and the other trains the misses.

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     Biff:  "Why is a Ford car like a porosknit union suit?
     Stiff:  "Elucidate."
     Biff:  "It gives a lot of comfort but one does not care to be seen on the street in it."

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          A diller, a dollar,
          A Ford-owning scholar,
          What makes you come so soon?
          You used to come at 10 o'clock
          But now you come at noon.

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