There was a little man who had a wooden leg,
          He wanted to ride but didn't want to beg.
     So he took four spools and an old tin can
          And made a little Ford, and the darn thing ran.

*   *   *

     Tommy was playing in the road when an auto came along and ran over him.  His mother saw the accident and ran to her son saying, "My dear Tommy, are you hurt?"
     "No," said Tommy, "it was only a Ford."

*   *   *

     "Mable, why didn't you ride in my Pierce Arrow instead of that Ford," says Bill.
     "I surely would have been glad to do so, Bill, but you see I was going by my home and I thought my mother wouldn't see me so quickly in the Ford."

*   *   *

               Jack Sprat was rather fat
               His wife was awfully lean
               And so between them both they filled
               Their little Ford machine.

*   *   *

     A friend of ours has a great head for figuring statistics.  He comes forward with the statement that if all Ford car knockers in the world were piled one on top  of the other, it would be a good thing.

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