COULD NOT UNDERSTAND IT

     An old gentleman who frequently visited the theater, dropped into a vaudeville house the other day to enjoy the afternoon performance.  After the last curtain the audience left the theater, but the elderly gentleman still kept his seat down in front. 
     One of the ushers, seeing him sitting  there, asked him to leave as the show was over.
     "It can't be," replied the old man; "I haven't heard one single joke cracked on the Ford."

BRAVE GIRL

     Alice and Albert were eloping in a Ford car.  They were speeding down a steep hill.
     Albert:  "Forty miles an hour, darling; are you brave?"
     Alice:  "Yes, dear; I'm full of grit."

SO!

     Olio:  "We've named our Ford car 'True Love' "
     Margery:  "What's the idea?"
     Olio:  "Never runs smooth."

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